Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Superstar INdia Excerpts - 6
Superstar India Excerpts - 5
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Superstar India Excerpts - 4
Extravagant weddings are such a collosal waste—why not give the young couple a better start to their lives by giving them money instead of an elaborate mehendi-sangeet reception with a cast of thousands of strangers? Big weddings are a nightmare—people come, people eat and drink, people leave, people criticize and people forget. All that effort, planning, anxiety, insecurity, spread over months, goes straight down the tube. A few years later, something goes ‘phut’ and the marriage is called off. But does that matter any more? Last week I received an elaborate, gold-edged invitation to a beautiful young woman’s third wedding! I was bothastonished and delighted … why not? Here’s a gal who refuses to give up, like Liz Taylor. She obviously loves getting married and wants each wedding to be extra-special, with all possible trimmings in place. This is the new India—nobody blinks when the bride says, ‘I do’ for the third time, surrounded by the very people who’ve attended her previous shaadis. She invites former husbands and countless exes who show up sportingly to wish the newly-weds. This is not a Bollywood script. It is happening… and if some sour-puss aunt does not approve … well, she needn’t join the party!
Superstar India Excerpts - 3
Sometimes, when I reluctantly participate in those meaningless TV debates on the New India or Sexy India, I feel like an imposter. Most of the other panellists arrive with personal agendas. They are there to push away …plug their latest product, be it a movie, ad, spiritual mantraor political goal. And me? I’m there to add two vital elements:
1) the token female perspective and
2) a dash of colour/glamour.
All of us bleat away on how fantastic it feels to be an Indian today. How amazing it is that the worldis finally recognizing our real worth and giving us ‘respect’. I feel depressed at the end of all the chest-thumping. And ask myself how much of this new strut is self-delusionary. Whom are we kidding? And, by trotting them out often enough, will we really start believing our own illusions about ourselves?
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Superstar India Excerpts - 2
India has to make up its mind on this score—how does it rate on the current cool quotient? I’d say, pretty high. Neo-Indians are highly enamoured of the relaxed attitude. They can identify with it far more thanmy generation could condone the hypocrisies of the pseudo-socialists who preached Gandhian austerity but lived like kings. Am I equally guilty? Neo-Indians love extravagance. Splurge is the bold name of a weekend supplement that encourages readers to indulge without guilt. Another magazine is devoted to spas and spa treatments, some of which are pegged at Rs 6,000 an hour (‘cheap by New York standards,’ says a friend). That used to be, till just two decades ago, the average pay cheque for a salaried professional who’d put in at least ten years of service. I remember my own exultation when I crossed the important Rs 5,000-barrier. I really thought I’d become a millionaire. Today, my driver earns much more than that. And chances are, given half a chance, my young daughters would blow that amount in a single night on the town—infact, the youngest did just that on New Year’s Eve.
Superstar India Excerpts - 1
'Impossible is nothing’, an Adidas ad remindsthe world. In India, we live by that mantra, never mindhow daunting the task! Have brain. Will attempt. Not forus the coyness of saying, ‘Well … it’s not a subject I knowmuch about.’ Rarely will an Indian confess to not knowing something. Ours is a marvellous nation of sabjantawallahs. Everybody is an expert.
We have an opinion on everything. And we aren’tembarrassed to go right ahead—often, recklessly—whereother, more cautious, people sensibly wouldn’t. Corecompetence? Don’t be silly. How restricting is that! All round competence—that’s what we excel in. Often, the consequences that follow from such a gung-ho attitudeare disastrous. But that doesn’t stop a soul from trying.